Halloween
Erin: So what are you going to be for Halloween this year?
Me: Same thing I am every year: David Link's evil robot pirate twin brother from outer space.
Erin: What does that costume look like?
Me: Like my normal clothes. The evil robot pirate from outer space version of me does his best to fool everyone that he is the real me.
Erin: Well now that I've been warned, I won't be fooled.
Me: Good. Have to spread awareness about this impostor.
Erin: Especially since he looks just like you. He should at least wear an eyepatch so people wouldn't be confused.
Me: That's the whole idea.
Erin: Well maybe you should wear an eyepatch so we can tell you apart. Throw him off a little bit.
Me: Oh, that's a GREAT idea.
Erin: He would never see it coming. So I'd have to be on the lookout for the David Link WITHOUT the eyepatch.
Me: Correct. Ok, starting today, if you see me without an eyepatch, exercise extreme caution.
